Nes's World of Her Own

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Something to tickle yr funny bones...

Baby Photographer

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."

"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

"Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

"Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

"She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

"Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment?"

"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

"Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"
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PS: Had a good laugh? (I sure did....) *grins*
-am off to Jodine's Birthday Chalet Celebration!-
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Happy 19th Birthday Ger!!*
May all yr wishes come True!! =))

Labels: Jokes Moments.

2:10 AM

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Am Sleepy alrdy...

Am loading the pictures for CMAJ's Holiday Resort,

but time is not on my side...

(Tmr gotta wakie at 630am) =.=

As much as I want to faster load,

this blogger system of loading photos is SUCH a Hassle!!

(Hope they can have the kind of system like Facebook sooN!)

Alrights,

it will be Friday Again tmr!!

And am soooo Glad its end of the Week!

But as Usual,

This weekend is packed for me again!

Birthday Chalets, Colleague's Girl's Birthday Party will fill my Saturday & Sunday!

And Yes! I MUST Attend CHurchie this SUNDaY!!

(Top Priority!!)

-my church mates have already thot I went missing!- *hahahs*

OMG!

Its 0050am!

Gonna Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Nite Nite!!

*waves*

Labels: End of Feb.

8:45 AM

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Exciting Post Next! =P

Finally,

Am going to Post up CMAJ's 3rd Anniversary's Post!

Our 3rd Anniversary's little Pressies!

^Four little Tooties with our names on it!!^

CMAJ will be right BACK!

*wink*

Labels: Stay tuned yea.

1:00 AM

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Bed of Roses or Thorns...

Life isnt a Bed of Roses...

Nor will it be a Bed of Thorns.

The more you find it hard to bear,

the load will just keep on piling up.

But if...

IF you only start to learn to put things down,

slowly put every load onto the floor...

You will eventually find that,

actually the Load you were carrying all this while...

.It aint so heavy after all.

^
-Get my Point?-

Labels: Irony Point.

1:00 AM

Monday, February 23, 2009

Life saving Dae! =)

Sat, 21st February~~~

Waited for Roy to fetch me,

and off we reached Blood Bank at 330pm?

We were sooo late,

but there were so many ppl in the Queue to Donate Blood! =D

-in Reply: Not A Problem! We will try to save as many lives as possible!!- =)

*Big Smile!*

After our Blood Donation,

took some picys~~~ ;)

.Roy & Nes.

My Bestest Brother eva! :))

Plus, He's always my very GOOD Blood donor Companion!

Afterwards,

we have got some time to spare before Dinner...

we caught the Movie: Slumdog Millionaire!~~~

A Pretty interesting Show,

with funny, yet touching love story too!

Catch it if you havent!! :)

Then His Belated Birthday Dinner was at....

WILD ROCKETS!!

(One of my Favorite Restaurants!)

Appetiser: Cod Fish Cakes!~~~*Yums*

Rib-eye Steak!~~~

Me with my Red Montes~~~ =P

Kor with his tender medium rare Steak! *^ 5*

Well,

the ambience still remains so nice...

And the Eva so Yummy Dessert:

Strawberry CheeseCAKE!!!
-Absolutely HEAVenly!!- :))

And I must Say...
This Lava Cake Tasteeee SuperB too!!~~~
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I'm just a Sweet TOoth for Desserts!! =))*
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After our Awesome Dinner,

Kor acc me to meet up with Mr Wes & Mr CW at Serangoon Gardens:

*Bull Dog Pub*
(what a name...) .lol.

Roy.Nes.Wes.

Was there till 1plus,
Last meet up with the guys...
cos they will be back to Melbourne this week. ;)

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Then got home at 2am,
washed up and slept immed.
-I was sooo exhausted- =P
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More to come...

-watch this space- =P

Labels: Mi Fulfilling Dae.

4:15 AM

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Lovely Time with my CMAJ.

Friday, 20th February~~~

Heading to work in the morning~~~

In the Car~~~

TGIF!!

AFter work, went home to prepare~~~

Then went to meet my dearies in TOWN! =)

Look! Our Sexy Babe!~~~ ;)

We had our Dinner at DOME @Shaw Towers!

Cutie Jolene & me!

Our Michelle(oops) & Candy!~~~

Appetiser!

Nes & M. Michelle~~~

Candy & Me~~~

After our Dinner,

walked over to Cathay Cine for our Pre-Reserved Tickets...

for the HOTTEST Show in Town Now! =D

CMAJ's First Movie together: He's just not that into You~~~

A Very Nice & Sweet Show,

featuring relationships, men & women perceptions~~

And most importantly:

How to dictate signs that:

HE's just Not into YOU! *wink*

Great Romance & Comedy!

Highly recommended to watch!~~~ :))

After movies,

we went to....

Coffee Club!~~~

And the rest of the night were:

CMAJ's Quality time chatters...

all the way till 3am~~~

-simply lovvve my girls- *smiles*

And we all got home safely,

in Alvin's Car!

*Thanks Dude!* =))

PS: Family went to Genting this Morning,

now I'm all alone at home... *boo*

Labels: CMAJ Moments.

1:13 AM

Friday, February 20, 2009

Time to Relax!!

.My Schedules this Weekend.

Friday, 20th Feb: CMAJ Dinner meetup

: Movies night- "He's just not that into you!" =P

Saturday, 21st Feb: Blood Donation Day with Roy (My Eleventh Time!!) =)

: Post Birthday Dinner for the Birthday Boy

Sunday, 22nd Feb: Churchie East Coast Outing

PS: Have a Great Weekend, my dearies! =D

Labels: Busy Weekends.

1:12 AM

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Looking forward to Friday, Saturday & Sunday...

Off for my Hair Cut & Treatment...

There's 40% off at Kimage now,

just received this news from my Stylist ytd. =)

.BRB.

Labels: Boost needed.

12:33 AM

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Look for A Star*

Long time ago,

An old man said Happiness is like a Glass ball,

when it gets smashed into pieces,

you try to pick it up, wanting to pick up all of the Happiness...
*

When you try to pick it up, u may not pick up all.

But if you try hard enough,

You may pick up a few pieces...

Believe in yourself,

that you are able to hold the happiness in your hands,

and its only you, yourself who has the power to control how your life will be.

:::::::::::::::

-Went for movies: Look for a Star with Mr J.L on Monday,

he's heading back to China for work the following day~~~

(Above was the Quote from the Show...)

-Dinner at Pastamania, Tampines Mall~~

-Sea Breeze chilling/chats at Pasir Ris Park

PS: Take good care of yrself,

Look forward to seeing u too soon! =)

Get Back soon yea!

-*WMY*-

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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves." - William Shakespeare

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Labels: Cherish n Treasure.

8:23 AM

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Surprise! Surprise!

This was on my table when I returned to Office on Monday... =D

Somebody came to my Office & passed this to my colleague on Friday,

Apparently,

this anonoymous sender din know I dun go to Office on Friday... =P

Well...

Whoever it is,

Thank you for your Valentine's Gift.

And for bringing SmileS to my Blueee Monday. =))

Labels: Pleasant Surprise.

7:35 AM

Monday, February 16, 2009

.Randoms.

Went to my Niece's Baby Shower last Sunday...

Before that, went to Biao-Ge's place for Lunch,

my Biao-sao cooks very Delicious Food de!

Laksa with Loads of HUM!!

Me & Eunice~~~

My Biao-Ge's Pretty Daughter~~~

At Alica's Place~~~

Her Baby Girl, Leriia~~~

Little Babe~~~

Last Tue at the Airport~~~

Me & Rongz dearie~~~

With Luanie~~~

Rongz & Xuan~~~

Me & Ling mei~~~

Me & Min-ni~~~

Me & Hua~~~

Luanie with her Korea Airways~~~

Sending them Off to Korea!!

And they will be Back TMR!! =))

Seeeee Ya!

Labels: Randoms.

1:00 AM

Sunday, February 15, 2009

.My Valentine.

*14th February 2009*

.My Bouquet.

To: Mr T,

Thank you for the Flowers,

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was a very Nice Movie,

And the Lovely Dinner. =))

I enjoyed my V-Day. :)

Labels: My Valentine's Day.

2:12 AM